Why Your Opinion Sucks!

Samuel T. Boyenga

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When we think of our favorite birds, there is always the classics: hummingbirds, bald eagles, crows, bluejays, parrots, etc… but why aren’t we putting more pineapple on pizza? There is a distinct lack of people around the globe who would consume their delicious cuisine with a light sprinkling of sweet, juicy and scrumptious pineapple? We need to raise awareness of this utter tragedy that has befallen us all. When will the discrimination end? Vote for Trump!